No boy scouts were harmed in the making of these chinos

I couldn't help giggle at the names J. Crew has given its new chinos. Here's the Destroyed Scout Chino: Conjures up quite the image of those poor scouts doesn't it? But, J. Crew doesn't stop there! Enter the destroyed Boyfriend Chino:

If you are feeling a little more humanitarian you might prefer the Broken-in Boyfriend (below). Oh my, I'm wiping the tears (of laughter) from my eyes.

Of course, what J.Crew is actually referring to is their fabric treatment for the reintroduced chino. It has been washed and bashed (as far as I can tell) to reflect already worn-in pants. That's the look. So if you happen to have your old 90s preppy pants in storage, they may just work ...